the female job description

apparently, women at every stage of life are supposed to know how to do their makeup, look gorgeous, have a smoking-hot body, keep their husbands and children happy, cook like a chef, ride a broomstick, treasure their youth, need no love, find their dreams, chase their passions, make a shitload of money, take care of their parents, stay in touch with every friend they have ever made, travel the entire world, remain beautiful, elegant and intelligent, read ten books on how to become a better human being, visit a hundred aesthetic cafés, care deeply about the state of the country, disappear somewhere far away to find themselves, be introverted and extroverted at the same time, live like a flower, then live like a leaf, be this, be that, quote one inspirational sentence in the morning and contradict it with another by lunchtime.